Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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