I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
