i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
