Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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