i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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