Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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