I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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