Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
