We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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