rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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