check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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