Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
party gras won. party gras always wins.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
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