dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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