He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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