my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
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