if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
