just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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