Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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