She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
