the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Randomize
