You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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