I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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