I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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