Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
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