Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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