I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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