Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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