Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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