finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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