i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
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Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
