If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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