Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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