A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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