dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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