you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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