I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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