Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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