I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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