Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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