oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
handjob tips. give me some.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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