What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
organizing the empties. That sober.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
He keeps bees of course he's weird
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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