he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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