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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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