we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
His nipple licking is glorious
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