Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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