I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
if only i could text you this smell
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
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