3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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