Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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