Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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