i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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